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BJ IS GOD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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"He took a shit and thus Mexico was formed."--Eric 3:16 [20 Sep 2004|05:01am]

xbjx
[ mood | accomplished ]

I was doing things the other nights. You know stuff all us gods do when I came across this.


Fucking kids these days. First he wants to save everyone and now he wants to fuck them too. There is no controling him. I taught him a lesson when I sent my chosen to beat his ass with that cat and nines though. Someone needs to have a talk with Allen. He's out of hand. I tried to have Mary do it but the stupid slut was too busy snorting coke to care that her own son is out doing pornography. Yep this world is doomed. When I make my return in 3 days I will burn this fucking place to the ground.

This seems to work for other religons so maybe it will work for me.

If you do not believe in me I will send you to hell.

Now worship me or you will go there. Thats right I am doing what any other religon would do I am scaring you into believing in me so believe.

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Let there be light...from my shotgun barrel bitch. [30 Aug 2009|10:13pm]

xbjx
[ mood | amused ]

I was thinking about something the other day. Well...yeah fuck what I was thinking about
Here have a picture

Some of you might be thinking who is that. Well let me tell you.
Allen Stahl
Age: 17
Died: On a cross for you sick fucks. Your lucky he came around otherwise id condemn all your asses to hell. But you know how kids are. They just keep nagging and nagging.

Speaking of which...These mother fuckers kept going on and on about how I didn't exist. So my son Allen had to take care of them.


Fucks.
Now im not saying that some of you will be that lucky. In fact....I may just decide I don't want to put up with your bull shit and you'll look like this...

Yeah we roll deep. Who said we don't need shotguns?

XlaterX
XbjX and XallenX

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[12 Aug 2004|04:29pm]

no_love_lost
bj cannot be god, because he is homosexual. the end.
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the savor himself [11 Aug 2004|09:20pm]

whatisordinary
[ mood | artistic ]


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"For he loves all things. Black people included."---Jocelen 7:21 [11 Aug 2004|02:46pm]

xbjx
[ mood | awake ]

The world was a desolate place. There were no trees no water no scenery just endless desolation. The forces of satanic evil known only as 'Dooger' in this world had wraped the world in endless darkness. But then one day The holy god Bj defeated yet another videogame and decided to bitchsmack dooger. There was a great war. The earth trembled from fury at that war. The battles caused many changes to the flat disc known as the world. After the great war Bj sprinkled the blood of dooger on the world and thus began the great oceans. The oceans formed and then bj sepearted the mass of land known only as Pangea to some. The Land broke up into 7 continents 1 for each of his acolytes. There was North Asteveonia. South Asteveonia. Mourope. Jocelifica. Lamisia. Lammuelartica. Stevetrailia. There were 4 acolytes and thus Bj Me, Jocelen, Miranda, and Lamm would sit in Heaven and play frisbee until bj got tired of frisbey thus he made the world round so he could play basketball--- Steven 13:1

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Thus Bj Created Eve in which he instructed Adam to fuck that bitch and thus life began. [11 Aug 2004|01:56am]

xbjx
[ mood | amused ]

Hello all my name is Bj and I am your god. How are you doing today? Good? Awesome. I see one of my faithfuls have decided to create a community after my holiness. Well im here to tell you that I am father of all and nothing and I will send you to hell if you defy me. Here is a small background of my history as god.
1. There was a Jesus and he did die on the cross. But the reason Jesus died on the cross was due to the fact that he was black and he stole a television set from my nigga moses.
2. I created this earth in 1 day not 7 like some get confused with the bible fucking hippies wrote it during the medieval times due to the fact they needed someone to believe in. Well im back bitches get your shit straight.
3. Noahs Ark did exist no matter what you think. I was hungry thus I had Noah bring me a little snack.
4. Mary was not a virgin. I fucked her and we lied to Joesph about the whole thing. Whoops my bad.
5. I am going to hell.

XlaterX
XbjX

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.LISTEN UP BITCHES. [10 Aug 2004|06:54pm]

lonelykisses
[ mood | artistic ]

I HAVE CREATED THIS COMMUNITY FOR BJ. THE ONE AND ONLY. HE FUCKING OWNS YOU. HE IS THE FUCKING GOD OF ALL GODS. YOU KNOW. BITCHES REPRESENT THIS FUCKER CAUSE IF NOT HE WILL COME TO YOU AND OWN YOU LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE.

haha bj i love you.

<3

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